12 October, 2007

1st Malaysian in Space: Fuss over titles.


This is purely an epidemic of Malaysians. It's not the fact that the experiments would cure disease that matters most but the bloody title that the lad carries. Is he a cosmonaut or isn't he? Does it bloody matter if the title just states there participant? Would it make a hooting difference? Out of 26 million of us who has been into space? Except for the one that is already jolly there floating in zero gravity none of us have. So what gives any of us the right to question his designation?

We are so like chickens that just laid it's eggs. One whole country wants to hoot. Why not just cluck and hump your lawfully wedded wives and pray that they will give birth to the next cosmonaut that the country sends to outer space? That would be more beneficial rather than making so much noise of what the NASA or the Russians calls him. Heck they can call him Astrodick for all I care, just as long he does what he is suppose to do and not waste our tax money masturbating while floating in that space station.








2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The buzzword is Bolehnut (I mean Bolehnaut ).

Anonymous said...

COCONUT would be just fine...